Famous Fart Quotes

[Eric Frost]

"Luke, I am your faa-rt." Have you ever had let one go that didn't really want to be let go?

What other quotes from film or elsewhere can be similarly perverted?

[Eric Frost]

"I only regret that I have but one fart to let loose for my country.. " - Nathaniel Hale

[jonfrost]

"Farts With Wolves. I am Wind In His Hair. Do you see that I am your friend? Can you see that you will always be my friend?"

[Old Cedar]

Oooops, that one just lost a good home.

[Old Cedar]

Ooooops, um, Are farts supposed to have lumps? I think I better go check something.

[Eric Frost]

This and many more questions answered at:

http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

Some of my favorite --

Do turtles fart?

Is it possible to get stoned after smelling two or three farts in a row?

Is it possible to smoke and then fart it out your anus?

And, "Farts are, alas, colorless." in response to the query regarding the color of farts...

Eric

[jonfrost]

The gentle farts breeze lifts me and I float
Rising through the treetops I pick fruit

Sailing above the forest the nectar of the
ripe pawpaw makes me fart and lose focus

Half scared I look around and see the busy
Road full of cars just on the edge of the clearing

Disheartened and my magical feelings gone
I fearfully fart and try to shimmy down the now dead trees trunk.

[ericafrost]

Wow, I want some of whatever Jon has.

[Eric Frost]

Hormel... good stuff in a can.